How to Be Single

Everything seems cool when you have a hot girlfriend next to you. Men look at you with jealousy and water in their mouth, wondering what you have that they don’t. But it’s not cool when, inside walls, she’s a bitch dragging you down and destroying you completely, both mentally and physically, while demanding children and marriage as if you were just a sperm machine.

And it is even worse when you dump her and realize that your friends live in a worse situation and have absolutely no idea about how to be single or even deal with their crazy girlfriend when they have one. And well, this is why I wrote this book, for you to wake up and stop being a dork with false pride expecting the right woman to fall from the sky.